(( ooc note: Please look in the description before you read this it will make more since! Because I need a tie breaker this chapter will be getting into the more romance in this chapter....maybe))
Your eyes opened and all you could see was green you looked to your left and seen rose she was in a god teir outfit If you remember right the seer of light and on the other side you seen dave the knight of time, you looked down at your own clothing you where the dam of heart, if you remembered correctly Dames are the female counterpart of Knights. They have strong minds, hearts, and fight for what they believe is right. Possibly one of the most powerful female godtier. But you are unsure of the heart you believe it is to do with soul or personality.
You are not quite sure! “Ahem” you looked behind you where you see two human figures both had grey skin one was in a time outfit, you could tell because of the symbol on her chest it looked like the one on dave’s. And the other had the Gemini sign on his chest with gray pants and one of his eyes where fully black and the other was white, how odd you thought. The time player spoke “hello! I am aradia a troll from alternia! Oh but it’s okay I’m not here to troll you or anything, in fact you will be meeting the rest of my friends shortly they will be here with your ride to the next seasion.
You could feel the presents of people aprochening but they felt more like trolls like aradia then humans there where around 4 of them, they all felt different but close somehow they were, grumpy his aura felt red like a lollipop candy red then there was a sophisticated jade green aura as well as a very unstable aura it was indigo purple and the last one was teal, she seemed to have regret in her heart. “I can feel something, or someone rather!”
You looked in the direction you felt it coming from and you could see a meteor slowly approaching aradia had spoken “ah! My friends are here!” she said and before we all knew it we were on the meteor dave had walked beside the teal one and rosa stood beside the jade one you where standing in between the red aura with a hint of grey now your closer you can see the grey and the purple unstable one, you felt unsafe near him.
There was also another purson he looked like the one with the white/black eyes but he had mustard all over him. Aradia said something and you looked towards her.
ARADIA: you see??
ARADIA: i told you they would bring your body
SOLLUX: ok, well i believed y0u about that, but yeah, i can see that.
SOLLUX: eugh, can s0meone get rid 0f that thing please?
ARADIA: sollux lets do it!
ARADIA: the corpse party!
ARADIA: theres no better time and there are so many corpses here to work with
ARADIA: is everybody ok with that? do you want to have a big corpse party?
ARADIA: we can incinerate the remains in the sun it will be just glorious
ROSE: Corpse party?
ARADIA: can you please explain to my friends what a human funeral is like?
ROSE: Of course.
ROSE: I would describe it as an occasion marked by a great deal of jubilation at the expense of one or
more well-dressed cadavers.
DAVE: hahaha oh god
ARADIA: i couldnt have put it better myself
ARADIA: could you go into more detail?
ROSE: Well, in my experience, a loved one, typically an elder, arranges to have the departed placed in a
small box, and then forces you to stand in the rain all day.
ROSE: Then, presumably winded by all the deeply ironic catharsis, she gets drunk and passes out on the couch.
DAVE: oh my god we are never going to stop fucking with each other are we
DAVE: even without computers
ARADIA: hmmm that sounds just a tad specific
ARADIA: we may have to adapt the proceedings to be a little more
ARADIA: i dunno
ARADIA: multicultural i guess?
ARADIA: why dont you all do some brainstorming about what kind of funeral to have while i go round up
SOLLUX: aradia, FUCK.
SOLLUX: will y0u co0l it on the c0rpse party shit for a minute?
ARADIA: whats the matter?
SOLLUX: i mean, everyb0dy here has just met, and i guess just went through a l0t of really heavy bullshit,
d0 you think that maybe this isn't the best thing t0 harp on right n0w?
ARADIA: i just thought it would be a nice thing to bond over
SOLLUX: not everyb0dy is as into death as y0u though. like, it's c0ol t0 see you s0 excited about
s0mething, i'm seriously thrilled ab0ut that.
SOLLUX: but frankly it's all pretty fucking morbid t0 everybody, i just th0ught you sh0uld know.
ARADIA: am i really that bad?
TEREZI: Y3S >
ARADIA: i guess ive spent enough time here that i just dont see death as the terrible thing the living
make it out to be
ARADIA: i honestly feel like its a reason to celebrate!
TEREZI: TH4TS OK 4R4D14, NO ON3S BL4M1NG YOU
TEREZI: 1 4CTU4LLY TH1NK YOUR WHOL3 D34TH F4NG1RL TH1NG 1S FUNNY 4ND K1ND OF CH4RM1NG
ARADIA: death fan girl thing?
ARADIA: what do you mean
TEREZI: OH COM3 ON
TEREZI: YOU 4R3 PR4CT1C4LLY B3S1D3 YOURS3LF W1TH G1DD1N3SS 4T TH3 1D34 OF S3RV1NG 4S TH3
M41TR3 D TO 4LL DR34M BUBBL3S
TEREZI: YOU LOV3 B31NG TH3 C4R3T4K3R OF W4YW4RD SOULS 4ND DR34M3RS!
TEREZI: LUCK1LY YOU M4K3 4N 4DOR4BL3 H4NDM41D TO TH3 M4ST3R OF D34TH, 3SP3C14LLY 1N
YOUR CUT3 CH3RRY P1X13 3NS3MBL3
ARADIA: you think so?
ROSE: I'm going to agree with my fellow seer on this.
TEREZI: 3V3N SNOOTY M1SS C4NT4LOUP3 ROB3 4GR33S!
TEREZI: OH, 4ND GUYS, JUST FOR TH3 S4K3 OF MULT1CULTUR4L CL4R1TY, W3 TROLLS TR34T D34TH
1TS3LF 4S 4 MYTHOLOG1C4L F1GUR3
TEREZI: H3 1S 4 M4N W1TH 4 FR1GHT3N1NG SKULL FOR 4 H34D 4ND 4 T3RR1BL3 HYPNOT1C GL4R3
TEREZI: 4LL TH3 L3G3NDS S4Y H3S GOT TH1S SUP3R FOXY H4NDM41D TO DO H1S D1RTYWORK
TEREZI: 1 M34N TH1S 1S 4LL F4NT4SY OF COURS3, BUT W3 C4NT R34LLY UND3RST4ND 34CH OTH3RS
CULTUR3S UNL3SS W3 UND3RST4ND TH3 MYTHS B3H1ND TH3M!
DAVE: yo terezi weve got a grim reaper too
DAVE: shit isnt that novel
DAVE: i mean i think even a civilization full of the laziest sons of bitches are gonna make up a myth figure for death
DAVE: like oooh watch OUT death is coming for you hes got like
DAVE: a SKULL and shit
DAVE: i basically have no fucking imagination that sounds badass to me
DAVE: wait wait no how about hes got a BLACK ROBE too
DAVE: and a fuckin scythe to fuckin slash at you with in case you didnt die all the way or whatever
DAVE: daaaaaamn now youre talking bro
DAVE: lets go ahead stick that in our culture forever
TEREZI: SO WH4T YOU 4R3 T3LL1NG M3 D4V3 1S
TEREZI: TH4T W3 BOTH H4V3 D34TH *4ND* COTTON C4NDY???
DAVE: hell yes
TEREZI: W3 M1GHT 4S W3LL B3 TH3 S4M3 D4MN SP3C13S!!! >
You quitly listen to the whole conversations they had behaving, whne the red aura screemed right in your ear you were about to punch him.
You toned out for the rest of it until the glowing troll you think her name was kanaya had tried to put broken sunglasses on the candy red aura he then started flaying his arms around, this was a vary odd punch of people errrr you mean trolls.
As they all started to talk you noticed that the purple troll was about to start carrying away the dead troll but then you spotted him and he dropped the corpse and walked away grumbling.
You then looked back to the group and seen some type of lighting and then out of know where a bucket came flying out and hit the red aura witch you now know as karkat right in the face, honestly you think he deserved it for all the times he pissed you off in a chat or an attempt at trolling you. It then bounced off him and then fell back down near karkat.
You looked over karkats sholder and it read as
this is john. actually, it is john, jade, and dave sprite. we all contributed to the contents of this bucket! we have to make it quick because apparently you're about to go on a long journey, just like us. i'm so sorry about (names) brother, and sorry we can't be there for the big meetup. karkat, i deeply regret that i will not be present for these highly touted "TROLL/HUMAN SLOPPY MAKEOUTS", ha ha. maybe in three years, assuming you all aren't totally smooched out by then!!! (i am just kidding around, btw.) rose,(name) and dave, you all look totally sweet! i can't believe you're both god tiers now. did you know jade is too? also, she has dog ears. she looks fantastic. how cool is it that we're all god tiers? it's like we're a super hero team, or some kind of anime squad.( hehe (name) would get a kick out of this) like the sailor moons, i guess, but not as lame, or as sexy. i'm going to miss the hell out of you three for the next few years. i'm already looking forward to this new session so hard. it was a fun adventure we had today, wasn't it? i'll even miss talking to the trolls too. say hi to them for me, even though i didn't get to know many. except karkat obviously, and oh yeah, vriska too. vriska, if you read this, thanks again for all your help. i don't think i'd have made it this far if not for you! i just thought you should know that.
jade and dave sprite both say hi and send their best wishes. but now jade says i have to finish quickly! she wants me to throw this bucket and its heartfelt payload through her mysterious portal. so here i go.
see you all in 3 years!!!
When you read *sorry about your brother* you had a flash back and didn’t read the rest of the note
You had just finaly gotten to your brothers planet you went all the way down stairs, more like fighting your way down there and you had seen red blood on the floor it went all the way to your brothes room you ran pushing all the imps out of the way and slamed open the door your brother was leaning against the bed. He was not breathing.
You walked beside him and feel onto your knees, he couldint come back even if you kissed him, his dream self was killed an assassin killed him, the assassin was from derse, and since he was already dead and wosent lvled up all the way he was not able to be put on his death bed ether.
For hours on end you cryed then your ear ring pinged and you pressed the ring and a screen poped up in fround of you
CarcinoGeneticist (CG) begin trolling chumHandle (CH)
CG: HELLO WORTHLESS HUMEN IT IS YOUR GOD ONCE AGIEN HERE TO SERVE YOU A CAN OF TROLL TO HUMEN TROLLING
CG: AND NO I DON’T CARE THAT THAT HUMEN BROTHER THING OF YOURS IS DEAD
CH: go away fuckface!
CH: I am not in the god danm fucking mood for your horse shit spoting
CG: GEEZ WHAT GOT YOUR PANTS IN A KNOT
CG: HES JUST SOMEONE WHOMS NOT EVEN SOPOSE TO BE IN THE GAME THE SEASION IS JUSTR SORTING ITS SELF OUT.
CG: HE WAS NOT SOPOSE TO MAKE IT, DEAL WITH THIS FACT AND SHUT YOUR HOOF-BEAST MOUTH
CH: karkat what do you want
CK: YOU NEED TO GO AND HELP THE JADE HUMEN AND STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF THE SEASION
CG: THAT’S IT GOOD BY
CH: bye karkat it was a pleasure always
That was how most of the conversations went with you and him and ever since you just hated him like you just want to strangle his turtle neck ass. As you where zoneing out a body apeard from knowhere
After a while of more talking we were all ready to leave sollux, karkat, kanaya, gamzee, terezi, rose, dave, and yourself where going on this trip aradia sent us off with a blast of her psionic’s and in a few seconds she was out of sites and we all started our 3 year journey
Dave walked up to your bed side you were laying there with your straight jacket and you were chained to the bed just in case, dave slowly reached for his shades and revealed his candy red eyes that you loved so much. “ please(name) get better we all need you to come back, we all miss you, I miss you and so does sollux, karkat, terezi and your morail kanaya, please you must come back kanaya would be heartbroken if you where to stay in here the rest of your life, come back we need our dame of heart and so would your matesprite he misses you.” Save slipped on his shades and turned around ready to leave.
“Da…ve” he turned around almost ready to shed a tear you haven’t said anything besides screaming about the game and other crazy things “better………so-on” dave turned around and partially ran out of the room on the verge of crying, but he didn’t want to cry infront of you.